bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude
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Bro let’s watch a horror movie together…. Bro you look scared do you wanna share a blanket dude? If you wanna hold hands it’s ok. If you wanna rest your head on my shoulder it’s alright bro…. Bro if you wanna kiss thats understandable that was a scary movie…. We can keep cuddling after the movie is over it’s alright dude….
dl dick is superior and thats not ip for debate
It’s all fun and games until he hears a noise and he thinks someone is home so suddenly you’re going out his window at 12:38am hole gaping
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“what my sims do when im offline”
I watched this video like 5 times before reading the caption cause I thought I was having a stroke.
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